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Dirty Jill 

A live performance from Irelands best porn star who’s enjoys nothing more than a massive cactus inserted in her anus. Be careful where you sit in the audience though.. The best front row seats possibly aren’t the safest place! When she takes her final bow of the night she often likes to spit out all the spikes and it can easily turn into something along the lines of the nail gun scene on Final Destination. Bonus live act for the rest of the audience!
I had a great night last night at Dirty Jill’s premier opening night, narrowly avoiding death.
Dirty Jill by AlliAlliO May 20, 2019

netflix and jill 

Netflix and chill, but instead of watching it with someone you jerk off
"I'm going to Netflix and Jill over that movie later"

Chill, Jill

An admonishment to a guy regarding his sounding very much like a woman (or a gay, the scenario and voice fluctuation are eerily similar).
Dude 1: Dude, how many times are you going to ball up the wet dish rag? I've told you countless times that turns it into a germ factory!

Dude 2: Chill, Jill.
Chill, Jill by deaconsbench March 14, 2011

BFF Jill 

1- A person you consider your friend, but not your most favorite person.

2- secondary bestfriend.
"I was at the mall the other day and saw my bff jill. i was dreding every second of that hideous conversation."
BFF Jill by Kay Luh September 27, 2007

the jack and jill

another term for you would be mockneys-
On the pill
she's on the jack and jill
the jack and jill by bachx April 23, 2003

Thereal..jill 

Thereal..jill is a penis
Thereal..jill by anonymous July 29, 2021