Womb Beater 

A large penis that is able to pound her womb during sexual intercourse.

I gave Rachel the old womb beater last night. She was screaming “You’re wombing me! You’re wombing me!” with every delightful thrust.

Womb Beater by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018

Dead banter 

When some one has no humour or thinks that they provide banter when really it is shit.

Matt - your da sells Avon

Thomas - yeah well your ma sells Avon

Lewis - dead banter that

Dead banter by Tommy.Shelby August 26, 2018

Nigerian meat beater 

Occurs when a male mastribates too hard until his penis looks like beef jerky.

I just pulled a Nigerian meat beater, I’m worried I can’t have sex anymore

Nigerian meat beater by BigDaddyThiccRape May 18, 2019

Milometer Wife Beater 

A man with a very small penis who is very good at pleasing women.

Bill is a milometer wife beater for sure! Said Karen to Jane.

Milometer Wife Beater by Torlo September 30, 2019

It’s just banter innit

This basically means ‘I’m just joking, don’t take it seriously’ or ‘it’s just for laughs, I wasn’t serious’.
When you joke about something and someone gets offended, use this phrase 😌💅🏽

You: ayo fam you looking clapped in that outfit

Your mate: allow it fam, I spent a lot of p’s on this

You: bruv it’s just banter innit

It’s just banter innit by Eglah September 13, 2020

Blue goo beateroo 

When you want to make a sock poopet, but can't shit, do you dig some shit out of a porta poty and put it into a sock, then masterbate with said sock

I'm stuck in the field and need a sock poopet, but I'm constipated, guess I'll grab the old blue goo beateroo.

Blue goo beateroo by Bulletnhiney April 21, 2021

Beate

Beate is the nice but mean ya know both the name comes from Latvia 🇱🇻 and known to care for others she is quite shy when you meet them but then amazing don't leave a Beate you will regret it.

Beate is Cray cray

Beate by Olivia.... April 21, 2020