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Farting Guitar 

Also known as a Quacking Guitar, a Farting Guitar is a somewhat silly side effect of Southern Rock. You see, In country music an Electric Guitar is distorted in such a way as to be played slowly, so it gives a smooth, calming effect. When Rock music is added Music has to be speed up, leading to a Fart like sound.
Have you heard The Outlaw's Green grass and high tides? Man, the End solo Has so much Farting Guitar in it it Becomes hilarious.
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Farringtons 

Full of rich ass donnys who sit on their buttocks chatting yob all day, the girls roll their skirts up more than the rolls on some the kids stomachs. Too prestige to go public skl but act hard bc ‘they’re from road’ but parents dish out bare P’s to pay for them to go there. Half the teachers have been around since the Jurassic period. Overall banging skl if ur looking for a laugh and to pass ur GCSEs bc the classes are smaller than the queue at the local chippy x
We love Farringtons!
Farringtons is full of uncultured yobs!

Farting Around 

Fucking around
Ben was farting around with the boys while his little brother Jimmy was overdosing
Farting Around by Legend77 October 21, 2020

Pussy Farming

The act of sleeping around when your GF or significant other is away.
Ethan- My brother Tyler is such a whore, his GF is in Boston at the Cancer Research Center interning, and hes been busy Pussy Farming.

Kevin- What a ass.
Pussy Farming by sdxrunner619 July 17, 2012

Nude farming 

When someone else uses yours or another persons nudes to send around to gain nudes from a variety of people
Josh(Cunt bag): "I'm gonna use Jacks photo to get trade nudes. Hence forth nude farming "

Jack(Victim) "You're a disgusting pig Josh, you nude farmer"

Road Farming

The act of aimlessly driving up and down the highway or backroads to clear your mind, a kin to a combine driving up and down the plow rows.
Bobbi 'Where ya goin' sweetheart?'

Mitch 'Road farming ... busy day at the firehouse. Just need to think some things over.'
Road Farming by Jeannette Rankin September 30, 2018

North Farmington High School 

An awesome school unless you're junior, then you'll be tortured non stop.