croomed

You just got your ass beat. And, given time, Sylvester is going to do it to you again!

Nick Saban got Croomed in Starkville during the 2007 football season.

croomed by skb@msu December 27, 2007

Crookers 

Crookers is the conflation of Crack and Hookers. Two popular indulgences of the more affluent Scumbag (or Andrew). Common-all-garden Scumbags can normally only afford to indulge in Crack or Hookers but the Andrew can afford to juxtapose his pleasures with the Crooker.

Sean: Hi Andy, I hear you've just been paid. Finally getting that new jacket you've had your eye on?

Andy: Nah, I've spunked it all on Crookers

Crookers by Ein Kunt January 25, 2010

sam cooked 

v. trans. To be shot...derived from the late r&b singer Sam Cook who was shot to death.

The drug dealer sam cooked the guy who wouldn't pay him.

sam cooked by TheBoss51 February 9, 2006

Cooked off my Rocker 

When you are very very VERY high off of any stimulant, and/or depressant, and/or hallucinogen.

"Yo John how's that Alaskan Thunderfuck?"

"Dude, I'm cooked off my rocker"

Cooked off my Rocker by Tyl3r33 September 11, 2011

cooked spaghetti 

The act of comparing the stiffness, or status of your labido to cooked spaghetti which is limp and lifeless.

Jim was not into Megan, he was cooked spaghetti.

cooked spaghetti by Danmaj April 21, 2014

Crookery 

Out doing criminal activity

He looks shady like he is about to get into some crookery.

Crookery by Sikkone September 29, 2014

Lesbian Home-cooked Pasta 

When a lesbian makes friends with a straight girl, invites her over, and gets her wet. She is now bisexual, and she has become an example of why straight girls are like spaghetti.

Deja claims to be straight but I invited her over as a "friend" and made lesbian home-cooked pasta. She was straight until I got her wet

Lesbian Home-cooked Pasta by NotASigmaLesbian December 30, 2021