A cheesecake, mostly made by a godly ruling figure (hence Abba) in a large, dystopian-corporate factory/society. The cheesecakes are manufactured using living matter and feces, then frozen and shipped to dispensaries around the country. Citizens can only eat Abba Cheesecake, or else they face incineration.

Sarah: "Did you get your Abba Cheesecake at the dispo today?"
Thomas: "Not yet, I'm not very hungry, so instead I picked up a granola bar from a dealer."
Sarah: ~dials authorities~

Abba Cheesecake by largegord April 20, 2021

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Cincinnati cheesecake

This is where the female takes pancake mix and pours it over and inside of her vagina and over her anus and butt while the man sticks his penis in a tub of cream cheese when he ejaculates the hot juices fill up both areas of the female while he slides his juices and the cream cheese inside of her

James wanted to get charlotte a rose for their date but she asked for a Cincinnati cheesecake instead

Cincinnati cheesecake by Peelerway2021 May 11, 2021

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douglas cheesecake

The best guinea pig to ever fly in from the cosmos

Douglas Cheesecake is a righteous dude!

douglas cheesecake by JiggaJessica June 3, 2021

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MC_Cheesecake

Synonym for OperatorJoe. . . but not as bad, have IQ's of 1. AKA Cheesecakes. Cheesecakes join random games and claim to be god but they are just noobs, they also love telling veteran players to kill themselves

"I am the best player ever!" "Naw man . . . your just an MC_Cheesecake" "Get outta here you darn cheesecakes!"

MC_Cheesecake by Logical_Leo June 14, 2021

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