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Arizona Gravedigger 

When you take someone's grandmother over the age of 85 years old and cremate her in the grand canyon on the third Sunday of the month and brutally fuck her daughter in the same spot.
I hit that girl with an Arizona gravedigger, the family will never recover
Arizona Gravedigger by Loritis August 21, 2020

Arizona surprise

When fucking your bitch take a Arizona tea can and shove it in her ass
Arizona surprise by anonymous October 13, 2020

Arizona surprise

Arizona surprise by anonymous October 13, 2020

Arizona Sharpie Ballot 

A sexual act in which one inserts a Sharpie marker halfway up their anus and penetrates another person vaginally or anally to climax, when they scream "LAWSUIT!"
I got really hammered and gave Madison an Arizona Sharpie Ballot last night

Arizona Curtain Pole 

When you're fucking someone, you stick a fork in a plug socket and your partner grabs the shower curtain pole to complete the circuit.
"Bro, how did Charlotte end in the ICU?"

"Dunno man, Danny Arizona Curtain Pole'd her and set her on fire. Not the beat he was after."
Arizona Curtain Pole by Brambleboie November 10, 2020

arizona breakfast

Coffee and a cigarette. Best way to start your day.
We got a long day ahead did you get something to eat?
Yeah, an Arizona breakfast!
arizona breakfast by anonymous December 16, 2020