Stretch Wep 

When a woman uses her thumb and index finger to grab a hold of her clitoris and pull it so far out, to the literal point of it shaping out to look like a penis. But It only last for a few minutes.

"I tried this new thing with my girl called a stretch wep."

"Damn, I heard those are hot"

Stretch Wep by Sexybeast1090 June 30, 2017

Stretchgasm 

The intense feeling of pleasure through out the body while stretching.

Dude I think I just had an stretchgasm

Stretchgasm by Chri8801 June 12, 2018

Scrutched 

When someone sneaks up on you and yanks your nuts and slams you on the ground

Dude, I got scrutched so damn hard my balls started bleeding!

Scrutched by ayyy lamo July 2, 2018

Stretching Canvas 

The unique art of stretching a guy’s scrotum over a woman’s face.

Me and my lady had fun last night. After we banged, I spread my ball sack over every inch of her face. It felt just like Stretching Canvas.

Stretching Canvas by Amishdong28 February 3, 2019

stretching the truth

Refers to the enormous sideways "expanding" of the "honesty line" (i.e., the "straight 'n' narrow" ink-trace that is drawn when the subject is not lying) that occurs whenever Hap Shaughnessy takes a polygraph test while reciting one of his grandiose tales of phenomenal past accomplishments/escapades.

When his fellow villagers disgustedly waved off his amazing tales of howling adventures and intrigue during his trip as an ambassador, Will Rogers indignantly snorted that he hoped that a building would fall in on him if he'd "padded the facts" at all about his recent political adventures, and a huge brick chimney immediately did collapse and shower him with bricks and powdery mortar-dust (he wasn't hurt -- no worries). Kind of a crude and "extreme" polygraph-device, but it did indeed show that Will had evidently been stretching the truth somewhat.

stretching the truth by QuacksO April 16, 2019

Sirfetched 

adjective
1. Believable, likely to happen
2. A possible outcome
3. A convenience

The polar opposite of farfetched.

1. That was a very sirfetched story he told.
2. This wiki is used by everyone because it is very reliable and sirfetched.
3. I can use this rock as a paperweight: how sirfetched.

Sirfetched by DCDarksky December 30, 2019

Stretch Stat 

A professional sports statistic that is contrived and presented in a manner so it sounds more significant than it really is.

"Christian Pulisic has failed to score in 2021"

- " C'mon...that's a stretch Stat -it's only Jan 30th!"

"Hey - did you know Dallas is undefeated this season when Zeke Elliott rushes for 100+ yards? "

- " ummmmm seems like a stretch stat seeing as he has only done that twice the entire 16 game season"

Stretch Stat by LeoMarbson January 30, 2021