European Birth Control 

To have sex with a woman, raw dog, with them under the presumption that your name is real...when in reality it is a false name. This is used in case the woman becomes pregnant...hence the baby wouldn't be yours.

"Dude you had sex with that slut...and she got pregnant! What are you going to do!!!!"

"No sweat, I used European Birth Control."

European Birth Control by long hand luke April 30, 2010

Home Birth 

Someone who vastly out performs his/her peers at a particular activity. Common in the South. Home birth's obviously have no birth certificate thus making the validity of their age up for debate

Lebron James is way to badass to be 24, hes gotta be 35.... Home Birth!

Home Birth by Dwarf Comquat June 22, 2009

Jacksonville Birth Control 

To eliminate the birthing of a potential child by pushing your wife/significant other down a flight of stairs while pregnant.

Leslie was carrying my child, but I gave her the ol' Jacksonville Birth Control last night so we should be good.

Jacksonville Birth Control by beeeeeeeeeeej February 20, 2011

genius birth 

When you poop and its kind of hard to get out in the begining but then gets really easy suddenly; like one would imagine the experience of giving birth to Einstein to be (only...out of your butt).

I had to push hard in the begining but it turned out to be a genius birth.

genius birth by plastichistory June 24, 2011

anti-birth 

Slang for contraception

That chick I've been hooking up with forgot to take her anti-birth and now she says she's pregnant.

anti-birth by escapedconvict March 14, 2012

Butt Birth 

One who has an appearance that should not be revealed in public.

D'jerome: dude, why is that girl so rachet?
Mike: Butt Birth man, Butt Birth...

Butt Birth by SirNinjaStone June 21, 2016

Shitting Birth 

When you have a shit so large, it feels like you're giving birth

Dalton was shitting birth after a three day period without shitting

Shitting Birth by Ryan Toast 98 March 20, 2017