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riding the eggplant 

A colloquial term meaning to ride a thick curved penis.
Girl One: So, what are you doing with your boyfriend for Valentine's?
Girl Two: All day I'm gonna be riding the eggplant.

Free Riding 

Freely snowboarding. Just riding down the hill, without any real objective except having fun and getting to the bottom.
Jack enjoyed a day of free riding at Whistler.
Free Riding by Frizit April 3, 2009

riding the snake 

someone doing meth for long period of time that has lost weight and thinks he or she can out smart the drug.
Man, me and my buddy have been "riding the snake" hard core and have been up for a few days. Havent slept, eaten, and starting to see the shadow poeple.
riding the snake by Carl Hungis August 28, 2011

riding crop 

An equestrian product comprised of a stick with wide leather loop at the tip, occasionally the loop may be weighted with a strip of metal or stone.

In modern culture, the riding crop was repurposed as a sex toy, used to arouse men and women.
I snapped her riding crop in two. Never ever snap a dominatrix's riding crop in two.
riding crop by poisonIvy May 27, 2019

Ghost Riding the Dick 

Where a girl is riding you, hops off, stands next to the bed and jerks you off.
We didn't have a condom, so Taylour and I were ghost riding the dick last night.

riding herd 

When you get in someone’ face or on their case to get them to move on something. Cracking the whip. Kick in the ass. Making something your life’s work
I’m riding herd on our goddamn government to do something!
riding herd by jay parker August 4, 2018