Dick Lava

When you get repeatedly punched in the balls and you ejaculate a blood-semen mixture.

After Stacy found out I cheated on her with her sister I spewed dick lava for a week.

Dick Lava by BustyBlondie15 October 14, 2017

Rectal Lava 

Pure fire, burning, explosive diarrhea. Induced by flu, illness or really questionable dietary choices.

The dude in the next stall was begging for the rectal lava to stop pouring from his ass.

My hole feels like it’s got third degree burns from that rectal lava.

Rectal Lava by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

i lava you 

something that your 7 year old classmates would say for no f^cking reason

wanna hear a joke?
but remember bring bleach to put in your ears after

what dis the volcano said to the fire? i LAVA you

heh

but i lava you :)

i lava you by I'm in the next door :) May 1, 2022

Hot Lava 

Some rumbling and stomach pain leads to extremely explosive diarrhea that burns as it exits the rectum and comes out so forcefully that it splashes off the toilet water and back onto your ass.

Man, I shouldn't have had those 9-1-1 hot wings. I barely made it home before I expelled some potent hot lava.

Hot Lava by max nova July 3, 2009

the floor is hot lava 

Stay off the floor. Climb around on the furniture, step on the cat if you have to, just don't touch the goddam floor!

The floor is HOT LAVA I tell you.

the floor is hot lava by nat s. February 7, 2008

Hot Lava 

Slang for semen- the milk like fluid that erupts from a man's knob when ejaculation occurs

see.. Peter North

John- Aaahhh, damn Joan, that pussy is tight as fuck. Just a few more thrusts and I am going to cum!

Joan- Perfect John pull out and pump your Hot Lava all over my tits and face.

Hot Lava by pwild June 21, 2006

The floor is lava 

A terrible meme that clickbait youtubers made about 50 grand from.

Billy-No-Mates: "THE FLOOR IS LAVA"
A Fungi (what is my life): *Jumps on a pebble*

The floor is lava by (WHY IS THIS A THING) BHBHVH November 12, 2018