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Freer than a Donkey on Hong Kong Day 

An expression used to describe someone as being the worst at the current act they are doing (playing a game, washing dishes, etc.)

The explanation is that Hong Kong is in China which is one of the largest countries for donkey-related products to be made (aka. slaughtering donkeys). Since donkeys are so easy to kill in China which is the explanation of them being basically free (in China).
"I can't believe I went 0-16" "ARE YOU SERIOUS? Dude you're freer than a Donkey on Hong Kong Day"
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When your mate is well hung but loves slaying Chinese birds and is also partial to the odd Mexican aka nose beers
That bitch is gonna get el hong ed tonight. Bitch will be walking around like a A frame in the morning
El hong by Pricey10 May 15, 2019
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aik hong 

an autistic, extra, egoistic, retarded kid that hides his mother's ashes in his bag. Is loud and annoying and acts smart but is actually dumb af. Always asks extra and stupid questions in class. Always has hallucinations that he has friends. Only reason some people like him is because he gives them mobile legends skins with the money that he probably stole from his father.
teacher: "hand up your homework on friday"
literally 5 seconds later,
aik hong: *raises up hand*
aik hong: "teacher,when do we submit our homework?"
aik hong by RCKOS March 25, 2020
A pervert yet sophisticated pervert. He is very very very nice, but at the same time he always goes to the Women’s Section at Walmart
STOP RIGHT THERE RYAN HONG; YOU’RE UNDER ARREST FOR VISITING VICTORIA’S SECRET FOR THE 7TH TIME TODAY!
Ryan Hong by Michael Snail August 10, 2020
Wow Tze Hong so handsome!
Tze Hong by Alice Ng November 22, 2021

Lim Sheng Hong 

He is a very down to earth person and pretty good at everything he does especially frisbee. He is secretly buff and macho but does not like to show it off. He stays in sembawang with his ahmah and manages to deal with all his brothers bullshit. He likes to keep quiet and does not disturb people around him. He is damnnnnnn handsome and pretty good with his Chinese. His legs are pretty hairless except for his knee cap. He sleeps with a very amazing posture. He is also known as saitaima with hair as he has iron fingers and when he carries hot things he does not think it is hot. He recently also started wearing spectacles.
You seems like a Lim Sheng Hong to me you are macho, quiet and good at everything.
Lim Sheng Hong by Chiobu123 August 23, 2021

The current chief executive of Hong Kong 

Carrie Lam. The ‘best’ CE ever. ‘999999999’ votes for her to live forever. Also called ‘Miss 777’ since she got 777 votes in the election in 26/3/2020.
The current chief executive of Hong Kong is so ‘good’!