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Hater Masturbator 

A person that hates and masturbates. They are a loser that is easily jealous and envious of people better than them. They will never amount to anything and never had. Nobody likes them and they always do envy attacks that fail. They are background characters and are useless. They have mental and anger issues, and get mad very easily.
Hater Masturbator by HJJ I November 2, 2023
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hater consolations 

comfort taken in finding shortcomings in people who are succesful in some other aspect.
sure stephen hawkings understands the elegance and beauty of this universe, but i'm the one who gets to walk down the beach.

Hater Marks

A Hickie - A hickie is a discoloration of the skin—a bruise, really—caused by prolonged suction of the mouth against the skin.

Called a 'Hater Mark' because only a person who wants to "mark you up" as proof that your are physically or sexually active with them, so you can't easily talk to someone else, is a Hater!

Also called 'hater bites' or 'tramp stamps'.
"Yo Joe, who gave you all those hater marks on your neck?!"

"My girl, who else? You know she jealous as hell."

or

"Dude! Don't suck so hard and put hater marks on me! I have church tomorrow and my Grandma will be there."
Hater Marks by mlandry0522 August 8, 2009

hater tots 

Like haterade, the figurative snack you consume when you're hating on someone.
- "He acts like he's the shit because he has that Mercedes SLR."

- "Man, you need to cut down on all those hater tots you've been eating."
hater tots by aoc January 7, 2006

Hater's World

Hater's World means to be in a situation where you're surrounded by haters. No matter what you do, haters are contently trying to talk about what you're doing, and what you're not doing. These haters love to hate more than they love to give a complements.
I just got a new house, and a new car with a fine lady beside me, and now everyone (even my friends) are hating on me.

Talk about being in the midst of the hater's world!
Hater's World by Ridoubleg December 15, 2010

hater hater 

A person who hates haters. Someone who is againast negative and jealous people.
I'm a hater hater of people who spread gossip and lies.
hater hater by Dwain Oneal July 11, 2006

hater baiting 

1) Behaving in a manner that is intended to provoke haters.
2) Attempting to trick closet haters into revealing their true nature by stunting or flossing around them.
3) Enjoying your money without worrying about who's going to get jealous.
I usually don't care what other guys think of me when I go out, but sometimes I break out the good clothes and drive the Escalade to the club for a little harmless hater baiting.
hater baiting by Kai TL February 1, 2008