Chinese Straw Bending

(N.) A competition friends do. They all get erections from looking at pornography then compete to see who can bend their penis the most.

“Any of you guys for a round of Chinese straw bending?”

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artic straw

Artic straw is when she's sucking your dick and at the same time applying ice on your balls

Yeah we're into some kinky weird shit. Last night it was the artic straw. My cock will never be the same

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it literally has no god damn meaning jodie

eden: fruit straw
jodie: haha another phrase that is of course meaningless

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A male sexual appendage, usually in the southern region.

“Hey, Sandy. Have you sipped on that southern straw yet?”

“No, but I will when he comes over tonight.”

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October 29 is the day where people are allowed to use straws without getting shit on by turtle lovers.

today is national straw day! I love straws!

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Glass or metal rig usually shaped like a straw used to take dabs.

I just got a new honey straw let's go smoke some dabs!

honey straw by Stonerjew December 23, 2019

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Opposite of "short straw" in the commonly known phrase

I drew the long straw and didn't need to clean the toilet today

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