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Marshmallowing 

When you cannot get an erection but shove your cock inside the vagina or anus any way to have sex.
I was so drunk I was just marshmallowing her.

Shooting Marshmallows 

A phenomenon that happens on online shooters, in particular Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. This phenomenon deems said bullets ineffective, causing no damage to the enemy whatsoever.
THE FUCK IS GOING ONNNN?!?!?!? AM I FUCKIN SHOOTING MARSHMALLOWS OR SOMETHING?!?!?!

Chocolate Marshmallows 

The act of inserting clean marshmallows into a woman's rectum. After letting them sit for an extended period of time the inserter then removes the chocolate covered marshmallows with his tongue and eats them. Transporting the marshmallows into the insertee's mouth is optional.
Guy: "Hey I want some chocolate marshmallows"
Girl: "Alright let me undress!"

marshmellow butt 

a girl who has a nice big white butt
omg, did u see that girl walking by, she had a marshmellow butt
marshmellow butt by ant-tony July 30, 2009

fluffy puff marshmallows 

Advertised by Homestar Runner, who eats about 147 of them with a "tall glass of melonade!" (or marmalade). It's mascot is a big white marshmellow called Marshie (thats M, then arshie!). Not to be confused with "Flushy Push Marshmellows", "Fluffity Puffity Marshalades" or "Fluffy Puffies".
Homestar: "Before I drink a tall glass of melonade, I like to eat about 147 FLUSHY PUSH MARSHMELLOWS! Seriously folks..."
Director: "Cut! You said Flushy Push."
Homestar: "I know! Can you believe it?!?!"
Director: "They're called Fluffy Puff."
Homestar: "I know! Can you believe it?!?!"

"Before I drink something, often times I eat something too!"

"Before I drink a tall slice or marmalade I eat 147 marshmellows. I mean fluffy puffies."

"They're fluffity! They're puffity! 12345!"

marshmallowed 

when a person consumes so much alcohol they gain marshmallow like qualities such as limpness of the body and penis, mellow attitude and tendency's to become weak in warm surroundings leading to vomiting and releasing of the bowls causing stickyness.
girl 1: how did things go after the club last night?
girl 2: i got him into bed and he marshmallowed on me.

or

guy 1: i was so drunk last night
guy 2: you were totally marshmallowed
marshmallowed by mmmmdaly February 3, 2012