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man cheddar 

Synonym for the word "penis". Often used humorously and in a sarcastic manner.
Kevin slapped his man cheddar around in an effort to arouse himself, but quickly realized that this was his ninth time masturbating in one day and went to go cry in his little corner at the pathetic life he lived as a chronic masturbater.

Bob's odd bulge that Tedd noticed in PE class turned out to be his ridiculously large man cheddar.

lolomfg u sed "man chedar" lol liek taht iz so moar funier tahn "penis"!1!!!nine-eleven!1!!!
man cheddar by who iz Diseeze March 12, 2008

Sharp Cheddar 

The act of huffing a fart to become aroused.
Brown sure did like that sharp cheddar his woman gave him last night.
Sharp Cheddar by Sharp cheddar February 15, 2009

Nob Cheddar

1:The term Nob Cheddar is used when a male probably a unhygienic male pulls back his cheese ridden smelly foreskin to reveal the wonderous disgusting revolting whiteness left behind from not washing his nob
2:This term can also be used to refer to a total asswipe who is a total bellend who wont stop being a twat so dont be an asshole
"My nob is covered in Nob Cheddar Bill"
"It is let me lick it off John"

"Hahahaha i ate ur sandwich Bob"
"Now i have nothing u fucking Nob Cheddar EAT SHIT!!!"
Nob Cheddar by sam thompson December 18, 2005

pump cheddar

to spend money on expensive things
pump cheddar by bimper December 13, 2008

Ball Cheddar 

Noun: A pasty substance that gathers around the scrotum, usually smells of sharp cheddar and musk. (The sticky icky around the balls) More likely to happen after exercise or on a hot day.
Eg. Billy wiped his ball cheddar on my nose after gym class.
Ball Cheddar by jefflores February 9, 2014

blowing cheddar 

If you don't want the time, don't do the crime; stop blowing cheddar all together.