Scales 

Stretch marks found on women caused by massive weight gain.

Jughead: Damn after Archie chose Veronica, Betty really let herself go. She's even got scales now.
Crowd Of Unnamed Characters: OH MY GOD!

Scales by Willup B February 21, 2011

Saresa 

Crazy, beautiful girl who is a TRUE player.

That girl is such a Saresa.

Saresa by Sexii Mamii July 6, 2009

Red Scare 

n. When your girlfriend doesn't tell you that she has her period (or doesn't know)and you try to slide into third base hands first, resulting in red all over your hands and a horrified look on your face.

Jacob thought his date was going great, so he slid his hand south only to get hit with the Red Scare.

Red Scare by Zellars03 January 4, 2008

Scarey 

The mispelled version of scary (for deadshits only). Something is scarey when you have a fear of it.

It is Scarey to see how many dumbarses mispell scary

Scarey by Prawnos February 7, 2009

Scarecrowfication

The act of using straw and other such materials to give oneself the appearance of a common or garden scarecrow.

"Oh my, the scarecrowfication on that chap is incredible, he resembles that chap Worzel Gummage from late 80's television. Extraordinary"

Scarecrowfication by Worzel November 18, 2003

Scareumentary 

Any 'future looking' TV program done in the documentary-style that peddles doom and fear to the viewer. Mostly based on either fuzzy science, blurry video, make-believe, or lottery-odds natural disasters.

Fear over fact and opinion over science.

1) Including, but not limited to, interpreting Nostradamus after the fact, Earth killing asteroids, Aztec calendars, pyramid building aliens, and the famous just-out-of-reach-of-modern-technology monsters among us.

2) Man #1: " I snapped a picture of by brother chasing Bigfoot. Its dark, blurry and otherwise nondescript."
Man #2: "You should send that to the History Channel. They will use it in their next Scareumentary!"

Scareumentary by CynicNow January 10, 2010

scarent 

A parent who rules through fear.

Bobby's dad yelled at him for dropping his ice cream. He's a nasty scarent.

That kid is afraid of his own shadow. Must be because his dad is a scarent.

scarent by mermaid72 January 24, 2010