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Beej Queen 

Typically an extremely trashy blond female who's only purpose is to give head. Many can be ordered from third world countries or Johnson County. Multiple males often share one beej queen. Beej queens are inter-changable and can often be traded between their male counterparts.
I'm hurtin' for a squirtin'... You have to get yourself a beej queen dude.
Beej Queen by tsextown August 5, 2010
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clip queen 

A female that makes deals happen with coupons, and knows where and when to find the good sales. The suburban huntress of the new economy. These ladies have their finger on the paper pulse of their zipcode.
Yasmine is such a clip queen! She got those new shoes AND that lunch for all 3 of us for $15!
clip queen by truthsooth March 27, 2011

squirrel queen 

One who is prudent,shrewd,world revolved only around them and noone else. If they dont see what they like they will tell you off and take control of you. Typical bitch.

One would have lots of sex with many nuts. One would like jewlerry or cash in return for sex. One who stares at virgins and tries to seduce them. Thats squirrel queen.
man1 look a squirrel queen
squirrel queen- blinks eyes "ohhhh cuttteee"
man1 don't stare at me or my package
squirrel queen- submit to me i want you and your nuts.
man1-no i will not
squirrel queen fine i will force you to now.
man1 my virginity
squirrel queen i stole your virginity :) and i am squirrel queen collectors of nuts.
man1 whore
squirrel queen by redwhale1387 April 19, 2011

Gas Queen 

Gas Queen or Gas Queens someone who drives the streets where prostitutes can be found not really wanting to buy.
As a sex worker is standing in the streets working. There are men that will drive around the block slowing down to look at the sex workers. Not wanting to buy anything. And confusing the sex workers into thinking that they are going to buy and causing the sex workers to rush over to jump into a car that will not stop. Basicly they are wasting their gas hence the name Gas Queens.
Gas Queen by bleachback May 14, 2011

sarcoplasm queen 

Someone who has a large amount of non-functional muscle mass gained purely to look impressive.
John is such a sarcoplasm queen. He lifts less than me and he's twice my size.
sarcoplasm queen by Zona Reticularis November 13, 2011

crayola queen 

Someone who wears so much make up, it makes them look like that they just rubbed a whole packet of crayons on their face. Normally this is for a girl, hence the Crayola 'Queen'
Check out how much make-up that Crayola Queen is wearing....

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Look at that Crayola Queen!!

Rug Queen 

An attractive fat girl. After you sleep with her you notice her panties on your floor and the panties look like a rug.
I nailed that Rug Queen Emilie last night. Thought there was a dead cheetah on my floor this morning.
Rug Queen by Byerley October 10, 2013