taco torpedo

A long cotton filled object stopping a woman from bleeding out during her menstrual cycle.

Oh snap, looks like Danielle forgot to change her taco torpedo again. What a mess, moms gonna kill me.

taco torpedo by dick e September 8, 2020

Dirty Torpedo 

The act of which two sailors of any nations navy, engage in sexual contact where one sailor shits in his own hand and proceeds to jerk off before inserting his shit covered penis into his sailor friends anus! Thus completing the dirty torpedo!

Man did you hear about those sub Mariners? I heard those sick fucks invented the dirty torpedo!

Dirty Torpedo by Zkod December 5, 2020

cock torpedo 

A hard wiener that jumps out of the pants towards a target of opportunity.The trick is to land a hit, unreconaised by the victim so that i cant evade further actions in preparation.
To be clear, its in no way a rape attempt because its all bee's n honey.

Man the stations! Its time to send a cock torpedo to her bow! O7

cock torpedo by Kotschwan-Z August 18, 2021

sock torpedo 

A hot load, delievered by a meat head ,well and comfortable embedded in a sock (usually the right one)

Guy 1:Oh shit ! Dont touch this!!!
It got penetrated by a sock torpedo!!!
Guy 2: doin the "body snatchers" scream

sock torpedo by Kotschwan-Z September 1, 2021

Topeka Torpedo

The shit skid left on a woman's torso after titty fucking her while having swamp ass

She was on her back. I rolled off and noticed the steaming Topeka Torpedo aiming at her face.

Topeka Torpedo by Mr. Torpedo September 30, 2021

Arse Torpedo 

To defecate with such force, it explodes out of your arse.

DON’T GO IN THERE!!! I just launched an Arse Torpedo into the toilet bowl!!!!

Arse Torpedo by DeeKay Heads November 20, 2021

Proton Torpedo 

While having sex pull out just prior to shooting off your load, aim, believe you can (or use the Force), and fire into the open mouth of your partner. If done right, this will cause a convulsion in your partner much like the Death Star blowing up.

Some friends might say afterward, "Great shot kid, that was one in a million!" or for yourself in celebration sing "da, da da da, da, da da da, da, da da da!"

Luke listened to Obi-Wan Kenobi's Force Ghost and turned off his targeting computer. Because Luke used the Force, he was able to launch two proton torpedo (es) (load) perfectly down the main exhaust shaft (mouth) of the Death Star.

Proton Torpedo by Hands Solo29 November 30, 2021