weenie sprinkles

Louse of the genitals a.k.a. pubic lice

Allie: Do you have weenie sprinkles?

Josh: Hell no! Do you really think im that nasty?!?

by jsesTM December 29, 2009

Donut Sprinkler

1. One who sprinkles the donuts down at the local Jack in the Box and/or Burger King.

2. One who has no aspirations to become anything more than a local donut sprinkler down at the local Jack in the Box and/or Burger King.

Me: "You're brother graduated last year right?"
You: "No, he dropped out and smokes weed all day."
Me: "Wow, what a Donut Sprinkler!"

by aDonutsprinkler November 30, 2011

crotch sprinkles

When someone shaves their pubes and a stubble grows back.

These crotch sprinkles are so itchy, they're killing me!

by truthseer3000 May 9, 2011

Dirty Sprinkler

When a women gives a man a blow job, when he finishes she keeps the cum in her mouth. Then sprays it all over the room while spinning in a circle.

That chick I took home last night didn't like it when I gave her a dirty sanchez so when I finished in her mouth she did the Dirty Sprinkler in the middle of my room.

by Pibbster September 19, 2011

Lawn Sprinkler

Vomiting out the window of a moving vehicle onto someone's yard.

"Man, I was hammered last night. I did a lawn sprinkler on the old lady's house down the street on my way home!"

by DavieYo February 26, 2015

Nigger Sprinkles

A black person with noticeable dandruff.

Hey look,Sharkisha has Nigger Sprinkles!

by Elitepugtato October 11, 2015

silly sprinkler

The point in time at which ejaculate becomes encrusted over part or all of the opening of the penis after orgasm. This results in urine going sideways, vertical, or any direction but straight. This generally results in the walls, windows, floor, or toilet having piss sprayed all over it.

After a hot fuck session, Douglas got up and turned on the silly sprinkler in the bathroom. There's piss everywhere.

by DataCollector May 31, 2016