Slender Shlong

Since slendermen has long limbs this extends to his dick - slender shlong

Kennedy - hey do you think slendermen has a big dick
Susie - yeah haven’t you seen the slender shlong

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dildo shlong

A giant dildo not even the people with the strongest wills can take on.

“Ranch couldn’t defeat the dildo shlong and his asshole was defeated”

dildo shlong by Cum cake December 20, 2022

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Related Words

small penis: yo nigga
big penis: mine as big as yo ma's shlong
small penis: damn

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Landon’s 47 inch long shlong, he could kill you if he fucked you

Is that Landon’s 47 inch shlong?

Yea! I heard he kills everyone he fucks!

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Does Rudy have a massive shlong
Yes. Yes Rudy does. That sexy mf🥵🥰

Does Rudy have a massive shlong
Girl: Oh my god Rudy has a massive shlong
Guy Yes he does
*Bites lip ominously*

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It is an over weight dick that is wide and weighs the person down

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Woah man you have suck an Long shlong

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