weave whack 

A Weave Whack is when someone has in synthetic braids/weave and turns expectantly and whacks/whips you in the face with said weave/braids.

Me: Yeah and so thats when Keisha-
Person: HEY SHAUNA
Shauna: *Turns real fast and whacks in face with weave*
Me: Damn Shauna you just weave whacked me
Shauna: Haha my bad!

weave whack by BellaMLGPerez July 3, 2014

Weave'o Girl 

That one girl in your class that wears a weave with loose ass tracks, but tells all the girls with real hair off and tryin to make them people think that their actually wearing a weave.

" Hey Kesha."

"Hey Jess. You know your weave is loose right ( says ratchet ass Kesha mad loud) ?"

" *Jess strokes through her hair* Umm honey I don't wear a weave, but youre weave just fell out."

" Country lookin ass Jess. This ain't weave. My hair just weird like that bitch.

" Shut your damn weave'o girl ass up"

Weave'o Girl by KayIsJustAPhase January 6, 2015

Weaveage

Fake cleavage created by a padded bra

She aint got no tits, thats weaveage yo.

Weaveage by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O July 15, 2015

weavered 

When your drunk ass co-worker calls in to work cause he got hammered the night before.

Damn Ross totally weavered us today and were going to be short. At least he inst here to make any mistakes like he usually does though

weavered by twofive5 June 16, 2016

Weaverdick 

the softening of the penis due to seeing Sigourney Weaver’s face.

I went over to Clarissa’s dorm room ready to slam ass until I realized she was watching Ghostbusters. I got the Weaverdick so we just snuggled instead.

Weaverdick by moqilok June 17, 2017

Weavered 

Derived from a lucrative greek god, Tyłus Weavüs Måximus who had great influence over masses of the population yet legends have it, he didn’t even know his own power.
When somebody reaches either a god like state, or a contrasting state of embarrassment or utter disappointment, can be used in a wide variety of situations.

This K’s got me absolutely weavered.
He sent me a photo of tyler, I’ve been weavered.
He basically goes with his sister, thats weavered.

Weavered by Fettywapemimemhybrid December 9, 2020

Weave Krill 

And abundance of build up due to excessive hair glue , dandruff, product and days of not washing.
I.e) Weave and lashes.

oh my God Beck,
Did you see her weave krill? It was making a trail it kind of reminded me of that one movie ET with the skittles, but they were chewier and kind of sour.

Weave Krill by Miso19888 August 27, 2022