Shit Ticket 

(n.) a single section of bathroom tissue.

"That guy keeps pissing on the floor in our bathroom and leaving his shit tickets in our trash can. Who the fuck does that; takes a shit and throws their disgusting shit tickets in the trash after? That's pretty fucked up."

Shit Ticket by Department of Behavioral Hell August 23, 2015

Tucked in 

When a guy has their dick and balls hiding behind their legs when they are tightly together, leaving only their pubes exposed.

dude, that picture of tate is fucking gross. It shows him tucked in.

Tucked in by Jimmy and Cody March 27, 2008

hot ticket 

An extremely popular person or thing.

That girl is so hot ticket.
My girl is the hottest ticket in town.

hot ticket by cihanco December 15, 2008

Ticket 

Slang talk in prison for when you get a jail sentence/disciplinary report.

Zay: "Ay ya hear that Diego got a ticket?"
Don: "Yuh, he was bustin that cop the other day!"

Ticket by Awez June 13, 2018

tucked

The lads "tuck" their johnson in when dressing in drag. Ru Paul tucks, no?

He tucked his member back, between his legs, when he put on his tight panties and tight slacks when going out clubing.

tucked by Lazlo2 July 1, 2011

willy wonka's golden ticket 

when a woman gives a man the privilage of entering the "chocolate factory", she's given him willy wonka's golden ticket.

the other night, i finally succumed to my curiousity and gave aaron willy wonka's golden ticket.

willy wonka's golden ticket by avivo April 21, 2006

no ticket 

an amazing phrase used by both Indiana Jones and Silent bob, (probably more) as an explanation for kicking the crap out of someone and then throwing them out of a moving vehicle (train/blimp)

Get him silent bob! (after severe silent bob asskicking) no ticket (holy shit silent bob talked!

No ticket (indiana jones needs no explanation)

no ticket by Alfred S. Sloop January 11, 2007