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Definitions by Lazlo2

stealth whale 

A Stealth whale is a person who hides their weight problem with "trick" photography.

They will post a photo of themselves from a high angle and will make attempt to push breasts up, under their chin.
When I saw her photo, I recognized her as a stealth whale.
stealth whale by Lazlo2 August 20, 2011
The lads "tuck" their johnson in when dressing in drag. Ru Paul tucks, no?
He tucked his member back, between his legs, when he put on his tight panties and tight slacks when going out clubing.
tucked by Lazlo2 July 1, 2011