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Pennsylvania Dutch Shower Curtain 

A sex act between at least one male and another partner. The male sneaks up behind a closed shower curtain while the other is in the active act of showering. The male then grabs the person in shower wrapping the shower curtain around there wet naked body. The penis is shoved against the curtain to insert into the person in the shower. The curtain acts as a semen barrier from this point on. This act should continue until climax or until the water starts turning cold.
Babe I'm too tired to do the Pennsylvania Dutch Shower Curtain. Can we do the Pennsylvania Dutch Breakfast instead?

Pennsylvania Snow Plow 

The act of stuffing your partner's anal cavity with copious amounts of cocaine while fucking their ass then you take your shitty coke covered dick and throat fuck her to cumpletion.
I know you enjoy giving your girl the Pennsylvania Snow Plow, but did you have to use all the cocaine?

Pennsylvania Corndog

The act of inserting a much smaller dick into your own dick and then lightly battering and frying it.
Gene performed a really impressive Pennsylvania corndog the other day. Go Gene!

Pennsylvania Welcome

Getting your teeth rattled out and car’s suspension destroyed by potholes and shoddy road repairs encountered shortly after entering PA roadways.
That Pennsylvania welcome bent both of my front rims.

Pennsylvania Puberation 

When you go to a significant others house expecting to eat a nice meal, and somehow end up under the table eating their fathers' pubic hair like a goat.
Tim: Josh, how was the date with Jessica and her parents?

Josh: It went well until it ended with a Pennsylvania Puberation

Pennsylvania pancake 

When a man takes a dump on a woman's chest and then sits on it.
Pennsylvania pancake by Shhhitsjae December 7, 2023