"You are a smelly
pirate hooker. Go back to your home on whore island."
"I'm trapped in a
glass case of emotion!"
"Where did you get those suits, the... toilet... store?"
"Yeah, I ate a big red candle"
"
The bad man on the bridge, I hit him with a burrito"
"Good evening, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy?"
"I'm Ron Burgundy. Go f*ck yourselves, San Diego."
"I love... lamp"
"We're trying this new fad called jogging. Or it might be pronounced yogging."
"Play yazz flute for us!"
"Oh, im totally unprepared" -pulls flute out of pocket