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Hot Pocket Straw 

When you use a hot pocket as a flashlight and the insides get jammed in your urethra, so you have someone give you a blow job and they get a snack.
I gave my girlfriend a hot pocket straw last night, she loves ham and cheese.
Hot Pocket Straw by Kelskosh November 17, 2016

Chinese four straw 

Chinese four straw or Chinese four straw technique is where an individual drinks from a cup with four (4) straws instead of one.
"Holy Shit! That's the fabled Chinese four straw technique!"
-God
Chinese four straw by Paramatman January 30, 2018

Suck me like a straw

Suck someone to get to their cum him/her

Like you suck a straw to drink your drink
My Wife wanted to suck me like a straw

popcorn straw 

When you go to the movies, and buy the super expensive popcorn. Then decide to indulge in the free melted butter, and you idulge so much you need a straw to enjoy it.
Man when do you ever get a chance to drink all the free melted butter you can handle? Chug that shit David.
popcorn straw by tpfusion July 6, 2005

brazilian bendy straw 

the act of sucking out vaginal fluids with a bendy straw and mixing them with lime, then drinking
shall i give you a brazilian bendy straw?

bendy straw 

Extremely skinny girls, they look like moving straws
She's so skinny, she's a bendy straw.
bendy straw by CBesta October 2, 2007