read-a-book-itis 

(n.) a serious disease where inflamation occurs in certain parts of the brain which causes people to read books or have the idea.

Due to a professor's teachings, I have become infected with read-a-book-itis

read-a-book-itis by anonymous_two November 5, 2008

Urban Dictionary-itis 

The condition where you continuously force your liberalism and anti-Trump stance on your site's users via multiple cherry-picked "word of the day" definitions.

"I still haven't got over the fact that my preferred candidate lost the election due to democracy. I should push my opinion on as many people as I can, I think I may have a case of Urban Dictionary-itis!"

Urban Dictionary-itis by littleman794 November 29, 2016

t.v.-itis 

When you watch so much television that you become glued to both it and the couch, eventually losing touch with reality, and believing that you are the television, so that you must look in the mirror in order to watch television.

After believing their neighbors were on extended vacation, the Wilsons, upon noticing strange noises coming from their neighbors' house, called 911. Police discovered the whole family had succumbed to a very serious attack of T.V.-itis. Every family member was glued to a chair with hand-held mirrors, portraying their favorite television shows.

t.v.-itis by JamMom May 8, 2018

N-word-itis

When you can’t stop saying the n word and it becomes like a catch phrase for you

free 6ix9ine
-yung arizona

‘Shit n word think I got n-word-itis lmao n word lol’

N-word-itis by YungArizona April 6, 2019

Real-Nigga-itis 

When you know that you are that nigga and no one can prove you different. It’s very contagious and should only be spreaded to thoose who really deserve it. POINT. BLANK. PERIOD.

“Sorry i can’t share my drink i got real-nigga-itis.”

Real-Nigga-itis by lil baby p April 7, 2019

Old-Mind-Itis 

What happens when you forget things or things start to slip your mind as you get older

"That Marisela, she's really starting to come down with Old-Mind-Itis

Old-Mind-Itis by Ha ha jokes on you February 7, 2020

no-onelikesme itis

When your friends use you for the homework answers but now don’t need them anymore so they leave you on delivered

oh look, she has no-onelikesme itis

no-onelikesme itis by the best.com February 3, 2021