The communist movement 

"The Communist Movement" is a discord communist server that promotes communism and hopes to spread it around discord, it was founded by Lenin

The flag of The Communist Movement is based on the glorious hammer and sickle, which presents agriculture and industry.

Lenin and Stalin hope to bring glory to Communism

Lenin and stalin: The Communist movement will forever promote the ideology of Leninism and Stalinism!

Ivan: And how so?

Stalin: Don't ask questions, Join The Communist Movement or go to Gulags

The communist movement by Your average leninist May 22, 2021

communist evolution 

the gradual and non revolutionary change of any state government into a communist government.

examples:

social security or state owned property in a democracy

while the overall function of the government acts overtly communist, it is still seen by the greater majority as a democracy due to free elections or other topical democratic pastimes.

for more information on the mechanics of communist evolution in a democracy, see: hitler'/national socialist "rise to power" in post treaty of versailles germany.

communist evolution by acornco September 13, 2010

communist 

A person who is critical about the humility, fairness or sharefulness of others.

If you were to express pleasure about success or good qualities you have, why some people tend to criticize you of being arrogant? Perhaps they are communists. Communism is based on the fundamental of being levelled with one another.

communist by Beans the Cat November 7, 2011

communist 

a term used by the Vietnamese Federation of San Diego and other fanatical former South Vietnam veterans to slander, insult, accuse, demean, put down anyone else whom they hate and with whom they disagree with.

a curse word equivalent in intensity to the "f" word

the Vietnamese language classes taught in American universities are led by communist instructors.

Young community leaders are all communists.

If you do charity work in Vietnam, you are a communist.

Your grandfather's neighbor's cousin's baby-sitter was a vietcong, so you're a communist.

You painted the yellow flag with 3 red stripes onto the bottom of a wash basin as an artistic gift to your mother, you are a communist.

The rich businesses are the communists.

The Vietnam Reform Party, VietTan is communist

communist by VietFed April 23, 2009

communist 

Usually used when one dislikes or disagrees with something.

Me: My boss is making me work on Christmas...

Friend: Dude, that's fucking communist!

or

Me: My school doesn't get Thanksgiving off...

Friend: WTF? Your school must be communist!

communist by CrustyGibs November 24, 2010

Communist Scum 

A highly offensive term aimed at people who have Communist beliefs or is a Communist. The term was first seen written on the back of a math journal.

Jackson is a Communist Scum because he easily recognizes the Soviet Theme at anytime and anywhere.

Communist Scum by DEADMEMEGOAT May 19, 2018

Schrödinger's Communist 

The description of any leftist (for the most part) that describes the non-sequitur used by ignorant or otherwise unknowledgeable right-wingers.

The fallacy is that somehow, in the minds of the right-winger (who, for the record, most likely has no actual idea what Socialism is) people who support Socialism/Communism are lazy and weak, but also have the idea that Socialism/Communism is when the people are overworked or are "forced to work for extensive periods of time"

An example of a natural case of Schrödinger's Socialist can be found when somebody says this,

"It's a murderous ideology for lazy bags of shit who play video games all day..." then go on to say, "...yet they somehow think working for inhumane hours and doing hard labor is how we should live."

In summary, a non-sequitur commonly spouted by ignorant conservatives who think the red-scare hasn't ended.

P1: "Man, make up your mind, are we lazy or wanting to be overworked?"

P2: "Seems like a case of Schrödinger's Communist!"

Schrödinger's Communist by Lumicatto October 27, 2020