Blowjob Susan 

A female who gives blowjobs easily, but never has sex. Most Blowjob Susan's are virgins.

John: Lacey has been all over me tonight. I'm definately gonna bang her.
Paul: Blades tried to hit that last weekend. He had her naked in his bed, but couldn't get past a little sucky sucky. Face it, she's just a Blowjob Susan.

Blowjob Susan by Davey T October 22, 2007

blowjob and sandwich day 

day before valentines day (February 13th)in which the female of the relationship provides oral pleasure to the mate. A sandwich of the mates choice is also required to be made either directly after or prior to said oral satisfaction so the mate may enjoy the both at one time.Blow job and a sandwich day is celebrated in the hopes of a decent valentines day for the female partner.

I cant believe you bought sheila that necklace for valentines day, wow that must have been the best blowjob and sandwich day ever!

blowjob and sandwich day by Jeffe Patrone October 3, 2007

blowjob lipstick 

when a girl wears so much lipstick when she sucks your dick i feels 10x smother

that girl has total blowjob lipstick on

blowjob lipstick by randal scher September 22, 2012

Blowjob eyes 

When someone has attractive eyes that grab your attention as they look up at you, similar to when giving head.

'Bronwynn has perfect blowjob eyes,'

Blowjob eyes by theblowjobmaster May 15, 2017

blowjob diet 

A diet consisting of no meat or other proteins, and plenty of fruit, honey and other sweet foods, in order to make your sperm taste sweet. Knocks out a woman's main excuse not to swallow your load.

Tom: "Wanna go and get a couple of Big Macs?"
Dan: "No can do, i'm on a blowjob diet"

Man: "You gonna swallow tonight honey?"
Woman: "Eww, no, it tastes disgusting"
Man: "Today's your lucky day, i've been on a blowjob diet"

blowjob diet by bishmcbishopson July 4, 2008

Blowjob Sandwich 

When two girls suck both sides of a dick at the same time.

Guy 1: Marry and Jane gave me a mad blowjob sandwich on Friday.
Guy 2: That's fuckin' sweet dude.

Blowjob Sandwich by Bobby Mc Bobbster February 1, 2017

Blowjob artist 

A woman who sucks cock like a professional.

Man, that bitch is a blowjob artist.

Blowjob artist by DeanNJ March 9, 2007