201(k) plan 

When the retirement savings in your 401(k) loses half its value due to the current economic crisis.

I thought I had a 401(k) plan, but after I saw my quarterly statement, I realize that I now only have a 201(k) plan.

201(k) plan by Ara90026 April 4, 2009

D I C K S Q U A D 

What happens when little dicks grow big and strong? They come together and foster an environment where one day other dicks may do the same. We are an army throbbing to the beat of a different drum. Our only mission is to fill you up inside with the warm joy of friendship and in this ecstatic release we hope you rediscover the same passion we feel. With eyes on the future and a firm grip on the present D I C K S Q U A D stays both relative and innovative.

Friend 1: Hey did you hear about the argument with John and Victor?
Fellow member: Too bad their not in D I C K S Q U A D

D I C K S Q U A D by milk>cream April 27, 2014

vitamin K

Ketamin, a cat tranquilizer, used recreationally by people to get high.

FUCK! Someone put vitamin K on the bowl of weed! How Fucked Up!!!!

vitamin K by Starchylde June 9, 2015

Relient K 

The best CHRISTIAN band out there today!

Like those bands dont even compare to Relient K

Relient K by Heather September 27, 2003

The James Hock (a.k.a. The Law) 

A man fucks a girl in the ass, and right before the man is about to cum, he has diabetic seizure and dies, while still inside the girls ass.

The James Hock (a.k.a. The Law) by Anonymous March 10, 2003

Relient K 

really awesome christian alternative. sexy. much.

"how do you say amazing? oh yea, RELIENT K."

Relient K by kimothy November 10, 2003

Relient K 

A brilliant CHRISTIAN band - punk/rock/pop/emo style, they have awesome lyrics and they rule :D

And yes, spelt RELIENT not RELIANT for some strange reason...named after a car I think.

When I got tired of running from you
I stopped right there to catch my breath
There your words they caught my ears
You said, “I miss you son. Come home”
And my sins, they watched me leave
And in my heart I so believed
The love you felt for me was mine
The love I’d wished for all this time
And when the doors were closed
I heard no I told so’s
I said the words I knew you knew
Oh God, Oh God I needed you
God all this time I needed you, I needed you

Relient K by x_Louise_x September 15, 2005