raccoon eggs 

A Faggot

Sup dude, why are you acting like Raccoon eggs?

raccoon eggs by Soy06 September 24, 2018

Raccoon Season 

When multiple high school freshman girls start to experiment with make-up around the same time. Overuse of eyeliner being used results in dark rings around the eyes, similar to that of the common raccoon.

Upperclassmen 1: "Holy shit! Do you see how much eyeliner those freshman chicks have on!?"

Upperclassmen 2: "Yeah, it's Raccoon Season"

Raccoon Season by shreddingsociety November 29, 2010

raccoon pool party 

when raccoons gather in pools for mass suicides

Yo I stuck at home all day cleaning up after the raccoon pool party

raccoon pool party by ben dover the trap king October 15, 2017

Raccoon 

An annoying little thing that goes through your trash and is a slur on the game known as Warframe.

Stacy: That guy is such a Raccoon

Karen: That's why I took the kids.

Raccoon by Unironic Cloud Shrug March 20, 2019

raccoontobbyalt 

Raccoontobbyalt is a tiktok user that makes vids maily about minecraft youtubers (such a nerd). But beside the fact that xe make vids about minecraft he's really nice and you should definitely go follow his account !

A friend:"Did you liked raccoontobbyalt's new video?"

A friend of a friend :"Doesn't xe makes videos about minecraft youtubers?"

raccoontobbyalt by agatahatesyou October 17, 2021

Corporation Raccoon 

A person who can get items at wholesale. He or she phones the corporation about wholesale and bought something nice.

Nice job, Corporation Raccoon! You got us energy drink for -70%.

Corporation Raccoon by silverseal September 18, 2011

feral raccoon 

syd

“oh look it’s syd the feral raccoon again”
“shit”

feral raccoon by tommyzz June 1, 2021