Pennsylvania Gas Chamber 

When you absolutely shit your pantaloons in a vehicle while all of the windows are up, similar to a mega dutch oven Everyone smells it and the driver crashes the car, killing everyone because of the cancerous stench. The scent lingers in the area for three years until it eventually smells like a bloody period queef and vaporizes into the atmosphere.

Yesterday I turned the car into a Pennsylvania Gas Chamber because of the Taco Bell I had an hour before.

Pennsylvania Gas Chamber by i snort queefs 420 October 4, 2018

Pennsylvania fish fry 

Popular in western PA, A Pennsylvania Fish Fry is When you walk by/ into the girls locker room and inhale through your nose till the stench of old catfish and long John silvers takes over and knocks you out

Guy 1: bro, no balls you won’t do a Pennsylvania Fish Fry

Guy 2: i don’t know man. Big Becky’s in there today; trout’s one thing, but hot blubber is a whole different story

Pennsylvania fish fry by The flats February 19, 2019

Pennsylvania Poundcake 

When a group of Amish guys proceed invite you over for pound cake but trick you into a group circle jerk

Micheal - “Bro you okay? You look awful!”

Terry - “Nah man I just got tricked into a Pennsylvania Poundcake.”

Micheal - “Man how do your balls feel?”

Terry - “Not good Jebediah doesn’t give good handjobs.”

Pennsylvania Poundcake by anonymous December 10, 2020

Pennsylvania Poundcake 

When a group of Amish guys proceed invite you over for pound cake but trick you into a group circle jerk

Micheal - “Bro you okay? You look awful!”

Terry - “Nah man I just got tricked into a Pennsylvania Poundcake.”

Micheal - “Man how do your balls feel?”

Terry - “Not good Jebediah doesn’t give good handjobs.”

Pennsylvania Poundcake by anonymous December 10, 2020

Pennsylvania Earthquake 

When you put your penis between the thighs of a very gassy woman and she farts on it.

Joseph’s girlfriend was very gassy so he asked her for a Pennsylvania Earthquake.

Pennsylvania Earthquake by Crystal_Steck-Special January 19, 2021

Pennsylvania pothole 

When you or a lover insert gravel into the anus then ram it hard with a large black rubber dildo at speed

While sweeping gravel off the driveway we decided to recycle said gravel by enjoying a Pennsylvania pothole.

Pennsylvania pothole by Penn hard March 8, 2021

Pennsylvania Barking Spider 

a fictional spider to cover up the word of a rancid ass ripper

*someone smells a rancid rip* it must be the Pennsylvania Barking Spider, i heard theyre terrible this time of the year.

Pennsylvania Barking Spider by Sacob Jmith March 15, 2021