Denver Car Wash

The act of multiple men getting in a circle and jerking off, and all men cum on a woman lying on the floor during the process.

“Yo mike what did you do last night?” “Oh not much, we gave stacy a denver car wash”

Denver Car Wash by Miguel Myers February 6, 2026

Denver Doormat

When a homeless person takes a shit outside your house in an entryway area. Can also applied if the homeless person decides to take a shit in your driveway or outside a gate.

Dumb bitch Karen at work tried saying I was rude, Ill show her rude when she sees the Denver Doormat she's gonna get tomorrow.

Denver Doormat by medium-chungus March 9, 2026

Denver Dignity Wiper

When your boyfriend or girlfriend locks you in a diaper for 3 days straight and proceeds to squish your full diaper when you get home from work

My boyfriend made me so embarrassed when he gave me a Denver Dignity Wiper.

Denver Dignity Wiper by Markus Willbot March 9, 2026

Denver Disco

Intercourse with a homeless person Under the influence of any hard drugs.

Look, Their doing the denver disco!

Denver Disco by uucrd April 16, 2026

Denver Dashboard 

When you find an unlocked vehicle and defecate on the dashboard so that it can be seen through the front windshield.

“Hey Regina, this guy parked like an asshole and the door is unlocked. Keep a lookout, Paulie is gonna give them a Denver Dashboard.”

Denver Dashboard by Phat Paulie July 30, 2025

Denver water pipe 

The act of turning a girls asshole and vagina into a bong. This is done via the act of urinating into a girls asshole, poking a metal straw or the like through her vagina into her asshole, and lighting pot flower in her vagina. This is done via inhaling through the asshole in order to create a human bong. Preferably done with a clean asshole and vagina, but not necessary. Consent IS mandatory.

Yo dude I heard u did the ol' Denver water pipe on Haley.

Oh yeah bro she has irreparable organ damage internal bleeding but I smoked out her asshole bro!

Denver water pipe by Ritards Future Father October 6, 2025

Denver Double Down

The sexual act of having sex with a pregnant woman, in which the baby simultaneously gives you head.

Man, I gave this girl the Denver Double Down last weekend, and I might be looking at 6 years in prison

Denver Double Down by MikeOxlong67 January 20, 2026