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Rando Commando 

A promiscuous male who is adept at seducing random females, aka 'randos.' Prefers flings, one night stands, etc., to romancing a singular subject.
(Nightclub, Saturday, 1:07am)
Bill: "Yo Vance, where did Tommy run off to?"
Vance: "Tommy? He left with that smokin' hot redhead, they took off in a taxi. That guy! I tell ya, he's a real Rando Commando!
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Double commando 

Going double commando refers to going out without your phone or a watch on

foot commando 

when you can’t remember the word for barefoot
aw shat i lost my socks AND shoes. guess i’m going foot commando.
foot commando by lumberr June 4, 2019

Valley Commando 

An absolute blown bro from the Welsh valleys.
Andy: bro im blownnnnnnnn eggy boy get here nowwwwwwwww
Johnson: mate your an absolute valley commando mate
Valley Commando by JohnDoe2010101 September 5, 2019

mando commando 

Mandatory Commando
1) some military academies have mandatory training classes for commando type missions
2) a requirement to be naked
1) I got Mando Commando tomorrow at 1600.
2) House Jacuzzi rule is Mando Commando. Same for ladies in my bedroom.

picatilly commando 

A common phrase used in England for prostitutes located in Picatilly Circus.
You look like a bloody Picatilly Commando you dumb slut
picatilly commando by JoeBo77 March 7, 2023

Going Commando

It does not refer to going without underwear. It's a bit more earthy than that. Underwear soils, an errant leak, a juicy fart, happens to everyone. Going commando refers to taking the soiled underwear, turning it inside out, and putting it back on. Not ideal, but better than the alternative when you are the field.

Think about it -- what special ops guy wants a piece of heavy nylon / kylar reinforced fabric rubbing his privates? Even commandos like to have their balls cupped by cotton. ;)
On the fourth day, I was going commando.
Going Commando by Jetaway Dave August 21, 2023