A desperate guy that continually pursues girls with excessively beat up vagina in hope of getting some, then in return is denied by said devastated vagina.

Fred: "Dude, you seen Jon? He's not answering his phone."

Jonathan: "I'm pretty sure that Poon Badger is somewhere in Dallas going after that one chick. Ya know, the one with that vagina scarier than a fuckin badger and/or mongoose?"

Fred: "Oh shit dude, really? Damn that thing was like a wrecking ball man! He better watch out or he is gonna get the clap."

Poon Badger by Fred & Jon, aka professionals August 28, 2009

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badger finger

Waggling your right ring finger aggressively at another person or object. Often to assert dominance or express emotion towards that person/object.

Can also be used as a weapon inflicting a surprising amount of pain to the victim.

"Wow dude did you see Seki just badger finger his girlfriend's head after he straight up air Jordan dat ho?!"

"Yeah man it was crazy"

badger finger by TheRealBadgerMan December 12, 2013

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badger brothel

A place where rough sex acts take place and anything goes.

I was down at the badger brothel last night I pounded fuck out of evening in sight.
Folk were raping each other’s farters there was blood and shit everywhere.

badger brothel by Lord Gannet V March 3, 2020