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American 

1) Person who lives in the United States of America and loves their country.
2) Person who lives in the United States of America and realises their country is going to shit.
3) Person who lives in the United States of America and hates the British.
Person 1: “Where are you from?”
Person 2: “I’m American.”
Person 1: “What kind?”
American by morethenless November 11, 2021

american snowday 

School being cancled after a school shooting, or threat to the students wellbeing.
person 1: im gonna try to get us an american snowday tomorrow.
person 2: what do you mean?
person 1: im gonna call in a bomb threat.
american snowday by Nicotine1-1 November 18, 2021

American Dream 

The American Dream (to the eyes of a European) could be summerized by just one picture: a bald eagle with its wings spread out, with a 50. minigun under each one while the American flag waves pridefully in the background
American Dream by Tsimpoukigogluglu November 20, 2021

American Raised Confused Desi (ARCD)

An American Desi who moved to the United States at a young age and feels the clash of both Desi and American culture. Similar to ABCD (American Born Confused Desi), but specifically for American-raised Desis.
Nina moved to America and became such an American Raised Confused Desi (ARCD).

American Bagel 

The act of sticking a calculator up into the rectal system of a complete stranger.
woah hold the American bagel there buddy.
American Bagel by Zeroisbeyond February 24, 2022

American Pie Shower Challenge 

American Pie Show Challenge can be defined as showering in the time of the song American Pie by Don McLean. The goal is to wash and shave everything in as fast as you can before the song American Pie is finished.
I just completed the American Pie Shower Challenge in 7 minutes 30 seconds, WITH extra shaving!