porn mouth 

a phrase i came up with to describe having satisfactory conditions for having sex or watching porn/masturbating. for example, masturbating but having a bad taste in your mouth to distract you from getting off is NOT porn mouth. however, having no distracting residual tastes in your mouth would be porn mouth. this can also be applied to other things like: having just come out of the shower clean and bacteria-less, having just brushed your teeth or washed your hands.

me getting ready to dj the vj but remembering i just ate some sour cream pringles: damn it, i can’t do this, this isn’t porn mouth.

porn mouth by JeisterKeister September 19, 2022

Muffin mouth 

The aftermath of going down on a woman, the mixture of saliva, vaginal discharge and pubes all around your mouth is a Muffin mouth

Dam son, you got mad muffin mouth. How long where you down there?

Muffin mouth by Muffinmouth87 October 13, 2022

Cockprint mouth

A mouth that sucked a dick while the dick was in “cock print mode” so now the mouth doesn’t even look as attractive as it did before

I didn’t even want to kiss her after she sucked my dick like straight cockprint mouth man

Cockprint mouth by Puffy vagina serum November 28, 2022

apple mouth 

An insufferable incredibly annoying person (usually a child) who is prone two tantrums.

That kid over there is suck a fucking apple mouth!

apple mouth by ThatRandomCat07 December 4, 2022

Skydivers mouth 

Fanny like a......

Had a fanny like a skydivers mouth

Skydivers mouth by Rory Grue December 30, 2022

Crunch Mouth 

Crunch Mouth is an oral injury specifically associated with the aggressive consumption of Captain Crunch cereal.

Crunch Mouth; a small price to pay for dominating a bowl of the Captain's finest!

Crunch Mouth by @WallyGPX January 22, 2023

Hobby Mouth 

When a crackhead is so off their face that they start a fight with with her kid.

Jenny is a hobby mouth

Hobby Mouth by SteveStevenson February 4, 2023