Urban Dictionary

Name: Urban Dictionary Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 32.95 USD
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- No
- Then why are you here?
- ... Idk.
- Ok... Yor already on Urban Dictionary! Don't waste my time!
-FINE! But you shouldn't have made this then!
- ... That's a fair point...

Urban Dictionary by Xavi Washere October 20, 2021

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Urban Dictionary

A stupid app that poses as a dictionary, but it's actually made by a 15 year old that the education system has failed.

Guy: Why do you talk like that?
dumb stupid fucking bitch: I use Urban Dictionary for my synonyms.
Guy: ...

Urban Dictionary by w o c k y s l u s h October 20, 2021

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Urban dictionary

An Website That Difines Meanings Of Words.

Me: I like the Urban Dictionary

Bad person: Ugh no

Urban dictionary by Goodgirl! Badgirl~ October 20, 2021

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Urban Dictionary

a sight where every single godamn definition includes gross sexual references and content. Half the writers are just 12 year old boys looking for a laugh and half the users are just horny teenaged boys looking up sexual innuendos so they can get off to the definitions. It was initially a good idea in 1999 when it was created by Aaron Peckham to keep up on slang, but the horny dumbass users decided to fuck it up so here we are.

Me: Hm, Urban Dictionary? I wonder what that is...*types into search bar*
Cookie: a woman's pussy
Me: gross...*types in another*
Greek: Anal sex
Me: Jesus Christ...
Sticky Buns: masturbating on a woman's ass
Herbal essences: The act of ripping open your girl's ass and pouring shampoo mixed with cum down the middle
Coconut: when a girl rides a dick and spells out coconut on it
Bush: pubic hair

Me:
Still me:
Me contemplating my existence:
Me: why Aaron Peckham why

Urban Dictionary by Cinnamon_Girl 🖤 October 21, 2021