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Hairy mutt 

When a girl doesnt shave her puss and leaves a forest down stairs. These girls are considered filthy, Yet plenty of men love a good hairy mutt
"Yeah i asked my girlfriend not to shave her mutt, now its a hairy Mutt"

"Hey Toni i can see your pubic hairs, shave ya hairy mutt!!"

"Last night i put my face in my sisters hairy mutt"

"Hey John can you shave my hairy mutt?"
Hairy mutt by Sloppy Rig July 7, 2012
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Dusty hairy 

When you take the hairs of your weed and mix it with the keef in a grinder chamber.
Yo man did you just finish grinding that bud? We should pack a dusty hairy.
Dusty hairy by TBeck November 29, 2013

ben hardy 

one of the most gorgeous, intelligent, amazing people in the world. is so fit with long hair. needs to slide into my dms asap.
friend: oh my god look at this boy he’s so fit.
me:em excuse me. that would be ben hardy. born 2nd january 1991. he’s mine. don’t go ANYWHERE near him. thank you 😘
ben hardy by borhap March 12, 2019

Hairy G-String 

A Hairy G-String is a line of hair that streches from you belly button to your butt crack.
So last week I was fucking this girl and I found out she had a Hairy G-String.

hairy baby 

A domestic cat.
Originating from the Diseny movie Big Hero 6.
Haaaiiiirrrrryyy baby!
Hairy baby.
hairy baby by TheDevinGreat April 13, 2015

Hairy Otter 

A very hairy and very wet otters pocket aka vagina.

Truly the prized game catch for the avid hunter.
I shagged her hairy otter in the back of my truck just round yonder.

My hairy otter was so wet his whole hand slid in.

My uncle snuck into my tent and went a hunting for some hairy otter.
Hairy Otter by Dick Onchin September 9, 2020
getting a blowjob while eating ice cream.
guy1 man that mr hardy i got was awesome, sprinkles and all.

guy2 did the brain freeze make it better?

guy1 no but i froze her brain with my cream.
mr hardy by jonny p stoufer July 28, 2010