Zooted 

Being High on Cocaine.

Damn last night me and my bro bought an 8ball of some super good good. We got SOOOO Zooted we were out of our minds.

Zooted by m Cube From the HBG June 4, 2010

zoot 

The girl "between sixteen and nineteen-and-a-half" who lured Sir Galahad into the Castle Anthrax using a grail shaped light, in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Welcome gentle Sir Knight. Welcome to the Castle Anthrax.

zoot by Cindy July 6, 2004

Zooted And Booted 

Getting so high or "Zooted" that boots magically appear on your feet and you physically get "Booted" in the air.

Nigga im so Zooted... OH SHIT AND BOOTED

ZOOTED AND BOOTED CUHHHH

Zooted And Booted by AYE FAM October 22, 2010

ZOOT 

a single rolled joint of either weed or rocky (or pollen if your desperate)

blazed a fat zoot in cammi's las nite lad

ZOOT by 2k6Ashy2k6 November 12, 2006

zoot 

Zoot is one of Jim Henson's muppets. He sported blue, unruly hair, wore a floppy brown hat, sunglasses & played the saxophone in a band fronted by Dr Teeth: Dr Teeth & Electric Mayhem. The band also included characters such as Janice & Animal.

"Zoot is one cool cat, man."

zoot by hughesy_mate December 14, 2004

Zoomer 

Aka Gen Z
Zoomer : American kids born between 2005-2020 who are internet obsessed, entitled, disrespectful clueless dipshits. They are academically stunted by over a year of zoom classes online instead of real school and socially awkward possibly retarded. They love memes, Fortnite, Minecraft, and iPhones. They are a bunch of jerky little snowflakes whose opinions don’t matter to anyone else.

It’s funny that these stupid little Zoomer’s think anyone cares about their opinions.

Zoomer by DonaldsRump April 1, 2021

zooerastian 

One who commits acts of beastiality.

Psycho bitch is a zooerastian.

zooerastian by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004