JAPANESE TORPEDO 

When you start at a position of sitting on a dresser and a female is laying on their back or front on a bed and the male hops off the dresser and attempts to penetrate the female.

Shelly: what are you doing on that dresser?
Jim: PREPARE FOR THE JAPANESE TORPEDO!!

JAPANESE TORPEDO by BITW HYPERRR May 27, 2017

crotch torpedo 

Tampon.
An absorbing material that bitches use to stop the bloodflow, yo.

95% of hos lose their virginity to a crotch torpedo and not my rocket ship.

crotch torpedo by You Stole my Wristwatch December 27, 2004

Gay Torpedo 

Noun: A large, un-flushable log of feces. These behemoths of the turd kind are shot out, primarily, by gay men. This is because their anus is stretched so wide, that the shiznits escape at diameters upwards of half a foot. One may often find these fecal relics occupying the last stall of public restrooms.


Hey, new guy! We got a code red! Grab that plunger, and some sulfuric acid, and go defuse that gay torpedo in the men's restroom!

Gay Torpedo by PiltDownMcMahon February 26, 2008

chinese torpedo 

When your doing a girl doggystyle and you knock her arms out and drive her head into the headboard

Does your mammas head still hurt from the chinese torpedo i gave her last night?

chinese torpedo by Beaner September 2, 2004

Toasty Torpedo 

Ex1.When your penis is warmer than any other part of your body
Ex2. the poorly picked name of a quiznos sandwich

When i woke up i had morning wood and a toasty torpedo

Toasty Torpedo by NoOneIsHome March 25, 2009

bangalore torpedo 

A variation on the space dock, with a toilet paper tube used to facilitate the fecal transfer.

Ian's stools were so loose that he had to pull a bangalore torpedo instead of the space dock.

bangalore torpedo by Jack Sparks February 20, 2007

truth torpedo 

Noun a massive payload of knowledge shot into peoples minds causing a mental explosion of mass porportions

This is what Charlie Sheen shoots at people that usually cant understand it because they are not as "intelligent" as he is

I about to drop a truth torpedo on your ass
interchangable with torpedo of truth

truth torpedo by Jubilator March 25, 2011