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jump your bones 

To have sexual intercourse, lustfully or aggressively.

Originally from the idea of jumping onto an erect penis (i.e. it would be done to a man not by a man), it has evolved to also refer to actions by the man with the erect penis.
Lisa winked at Mike, shirtless and sweaty after his workout, and said, "Let's go out to your ride. I totally wanna jump your bones."
jump your bones by panscient June 7, 2009
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Bonus Eggs 

when one or both testicles are inserted into the vaginal crevice before or during intercourse.
Skrib inserted one one his lubed up testies into Taya's vagina last night and screamed "BONUS EGGS!".
Bonus Eggs by Dr. Kielbasa October 6, 2009
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Bonus Hole Puncher 

Now that the updated Google search name for vagina will be called a "Bonus Hole", the name for penis should be updated as well.

Henceforth the penis shall be called,

The Bonus Hole "Puncher".
Lights dimmed, panties down to her ankles and the bonus hole moments away, Rufus is now Suzy's new bonus hole puncher!

Watermelon Bones 

The peelings that are left over when you eat watermelon slices.
"Put those watermelon bones in the compost!"

Skin and bones 

Describing someone who is very skinny in a non derogatory manner
''man your skin and bones put some weight on!!''
Skin and bones by sweet jesus July 16, 2006

BonusStage 

1) Usually in video games. These are levels of games that can be specially unlocked by doing special tasks.

2) Some bitch on Newgrounds.
1) Woah, look at this new bonus stage I just unlocked!

2) BonusStage: OMFG I IS 1ee7!1!one
OsAmARaMa: Banned. ;)
BonusStage by BackToNormal February 9, 2005

Bonus waffle 

When a one person gives the other a waffle, such as an Eggo brand waffle, as a parting gift after a one night stand. This shows class and gratitude.
That man was so nice! He gave me a bonus waffle as thanks this morning before he left.
Bonus waffle by Snysly April 22, 2013