zoomdoggle

A play on boondoggle... Zoom or any video meeting that is wasteful or pointless but gives the appearance of having value.

Today was a total Zoomdoggle. I've been in video conferences all day long and I'm now dumber than I was before. In other words, I am Zoomdoggled from Zoomdoggling all day.

The Etymology: The etymological term is inspired by the Covid-19 pandemic and was first found in use on July 21st, 2021.

zoomdoggle by S A M July 21, 2021

little-girl zoned 

When a girl gets rejected by an older guy because she is too young.

Girl: Uh, I just got little-girl zoned by that hot year 10 guy!

little-girl zoned by iEatSpam December 7, 2017

Neo-Maxi Zoomdweebie 

noun: A term coined by actor Judd Nelson from the 1985 movie "The Breakfast Club" describing the overacheiving and geeky character of Brian (a.k.a. the Brain, played by actor Anthony Michael Hall).

"Face it, you're a Neo-Maxi Zoomdweebie. What would you be doing if you weren't out making yourself a better citizen?"

Neo-Maxi Zoomdweebie by PeanutButterzPug March 24, 2006

zoned him out 

giving a random annoying guy you just met your phone number

The man who was my age liked me btw, he was trying, so I zoned him out. He still hasn't called me yet, tho.

zoned him out by Baba-18 May 15, 2022

Zomed 

To pirate something. That being a video game, movie, or some other intellectual property that is normally purchased.

"Hey Kyle just Zomed Call of Duty 4"
"Why'd he do that?"
"He said it's too expensive"

Zomed by BigFloppa November 10, 2020

corona zoned 

The new cockblock of 2020 due to the quarantine situation during the coronavirus outbreak.When a girl you trying to have sex with won't meet with you purely out of fear that she might get infected with the virus.

1: -Maaaaaane fuck that ho Olivia she corona zoned me when I asked her out
2: -what'd you expect bruv?them hoes be paranoid they might catch the virus or something when sucking on you

corona zoned by flame99fromthablocc March 17, 2020

Zooted 

Just deliriously high.

Are you prepared to get zooooooted?.....
I stay zooted

Zooted by Balz924 October 20, 2017