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The Yanket is an invention of Peter Griffin (from the Family Guy TV series) that he created to masturbate in secrecy in "Underage Peter".

It comes with decoy arms that can hold items such as a remote or a beer. There are Yankets for various locations such as the store, sporting events and on the job. Chris finishes the episode using a Yanket, as Stewie observes that he masturbating out in the open previously.
Introducing the Yanket! The only blanket with built-in decoy arms...
yanket by Enclave Razorback August 18, 2016

crank yanker 

any guy who jerks off is a "crank yanker"
looking at a good Hustler magazine can make any guy a crank yanker!
crank yanker by T. Wilson January 11, 2008

yankee dankee doodle shyte 

An completely useless person
Fuck off you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankee doodle shyte

How bout them yankees? 

A phrase used to break up an incredibly awkward silence. Although this tends to elicit nothing but awkward laughter.
So uhhhh, how bout them yankees?...
I hate the Yankmees!
Damn Yankmees!
yankmees by rafelon January 12, 2008

Yankee candle and chill 

Like Netflix and chill, but when you want to make love instead of fuck
Dude: hey baby. What me to come over to watch some Netflix and chill later?
Bae: yeah sure, but I need to feel close to you, can we Yankee candle and chill instead?