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(adj) dmv slang; sloppy, unorganized, inaccurate or not factually sound, some type of way, one kind
1. These weathermen stay making wobbly predictions; they say it's boutta snow but it's 75 degrees and sunny.
2. Her whole outfit was wobbly man; those boots were not poppin.
Old police term for a subject who uses impairments such as alcohol or narcotics. Came about because of their wobbly walk when impaired.
Officer tom: that suspect is good for being wobbly.
Wobbly by Marty Jackson September 30, 2022

wobbly ear 

When a car window is down and it makes your ear make a wobbly noise.
Wind your window up , its giving me wobbly ear!
wobbly ear by hutchlee December 25, 2013

Wobbly Sausage 

This is a synonym for a large, double ended dildo. It is typically used when one of your young children discovers your dildo stash and is so young and innocent that they think it is a play toy.

As inquisitive young children they will, naturally, ask you what the toy is and you are forced to respond with the answer that it is a Wobbly Sausage as they are too young for a sex-ed lesson.
Child: mummy what is this new toy you got me? *shaking the dildo with joy*
Mum: that's not a toy it is a Wobbly Sausage

Wobbly Goblin

The flaccid condition of ones dick after far to much delicious whiskey. Also known as Whiskey Dick.
Eric: Dude, did you take Tara home from the Molle Frijole last night?!?
Ferg: Fuck Yeah, Snake! I was all set to plow when the ole Wobbly Goblin made an appearance. I Ended up pushin rope for an hour before she passed out... Then another half hour after that..
Wobbly Goblin by The turd abibes October 25, 2016

Wobbly Box 

A piece of shit trailer that your white (or black) trash relative lives in
Justin: Dude is that a tornado siren?
Mike: Yeah man, we're gonna have to go find Winnie's wobbly box in the morning.
Wobbly Box by Pedr00 November 4, 2009