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Eggs Danny Thomas with Ham 

When the hooker you hired gives you an old fashioned Eggs Danny Thomas but enhances the experience by giving you a little pressed ham on that glass table top before taking your money and leaving you feeling empty and remorseful.
I can't believe that nasty hooker dropped me an Eggs Danny Thomas with Ham then took my $50. I never even got a nut. I am such a f***ing loser.
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green eggs and ham with jizz and shazam 

It's basically regular green eggs and ham but with semen and afterwards the man who ejaculated the semen waves his wrist and says "Shazam!"
"Guy 1: Hey wanna eat green eggs and ham with jizz and shazam!"
"Guy 2: oh boi do I"

what does that have to do with a price of eggs in china 

Jo: Gas in Mexico is $1.70 per gallon.
BOB: what does that have to do with a price of eggs in china. (They live in Tennessee)

Scrambled eggs with ketchup 

A very good combination (along with syrup) eaten by most people who will probably deny it when asked in public in front of others because it is associated with lower class people (particularly white trash) and sounds gross.
Me: I love scrambled eggs with ketchup. I'm telling you those rich folks don't know what they're missing!

eggy dipdip with soldiers 

An British term for a boiled egg with bread dipped into it.
Bloody 'ell! That eggy dipdip with soldiers was almighty fantastic.

Egghead with braces 

A girl or boy (we don’t judge) who has a egg shaped head and has braces
OMG u look like a egghead with braces
Egghead with braces by Slide sloot September 21, 2018