Windsor 

Windsor is a city Southern Ontario. Is it big? No. Is it fun? No. We have absolutely nothing to do here, maybe a few attractions but nothing fancy. We are the asshole of Ontario and the only reason we are known is because of the border crossing. How do you get here you may ask, either drive down from toronto (The most overated city in ontario) or fly from a select few locations (YYZ-YVR-YYC-YHZ-YTZ) Did you expect fun here? We basically take everything from america, hell we even use the imperial system mostly, and the main thing we took from america... SAFETY! Yeah, don't expect a nice walk at night, you might have some hobo ask if you want a brownie. Oh but the riverfron- well its nice at night, but the people act like goddamn zombies straight outta cod. Majority of the people here drive F-150s or RAM 1500s because there are so many truck lovers here (rednecks).

You come from Windsor? How did you make it out alive?

Windsor by hellohibyemerci July 11, 2023

Windsor, CT 

population 27,000, considered ghetto by surrounding, wealthy, white towns but in fact has a solidly middle class population. Many of the students there think they are ghetto and walk around with their pants around their knees getting into fights in the cafeteria, speaking complete gibberish and generally trying really hard. Many of these kids actually live in Hartford and take a city bus to school. Most of the people who actually live in Windsor are quite nice, warm people.

Oldest town in CT.

Go Warriors!!

Windsor, CT not to be confused with South Windsor or Windsor Locks.

Windsor, CT by qwertyui123456 March 11, 2011

Windsor Ballet 

Thinly veiled euphemism for the many strip clubs and exotic dancers in Windsor, Ontario, Canada. Occasionally shortened to ballet.

"Be sure to bring fistfuls of U.S. dollar bills. We're headed across the border to spend the evening at the Windsor Ballet."

Windsor Ballet by ChrisB-52 June 22, 2006

Windsor, VA 

A little country town in Isle Of Wight county filled with mostly rednecks. If you don't like rednecks, then move away.

I live in Windsor, VA.

Windsor, VA by LWebWillis January 24, 2011

Windsor Castle

A hot girl with a good set of turrets.

A subtle way of telling a girl;

Boy to girl "Hello there, could you tell me the way to Windsor Castle?"

Windsor Castle by Big Jim McCrea November 5, 2012

Windsor snot 

Snot that ends up on your tie from a sneeze.Commonly due to tissue failure if a Kleenex is used or "blow through" if the hand is used to cover the mouth and nose.

Fuck! Why didn't smeone tell me I had a Windsor snot!! I've been walking around all day with this goober on my tie.

Windsor snot by wolfbait51 June 9, 2011

Windsor Spitfires 

The greatest team in the world !

The Windsor Spitfires won the Memorial Cup in 2009 because they are amazing.

Windsor Spitfires by spitsareamazingknightssuck February 10, 2010