A vagina so loose that the term, throwing a hot dog down a hallway, doesn't do it justice. In fact, the vagina is so loose that normal cycle sports, wind surfing, or any activity which involves motion.... creates a. windsock effect on the vagina.
Lucy's mom went motorcyling and we saw her windsock vagina flapping in the wind.
While the woman is menstrating you fuck with a condom on. When finished you remove the condom, while holding by the tip you slap her in the face with it while yelling "wicked windtoday!!"
I noticed mid fuck that the ol lady was ragging so I finished up and gave her a Boston windsock.
Strength of wind as defined by the length of a 90 inch chain welded to a pole. Windspeed is determined by the length of horizontal chain, before it begins to droop down vertically. The stronger the wind, the greater the horizontal length before dangling downwards.
Dang, Elbert! Let's go hot air ballooningtoday! The wyoming windsock is only stretching out 30 inches! Let's go!