what's your face spittin? 

used either when someone so stupid you want them to repeat themselves, or you don't know what they're saying

Guy1: Man I have a waifu she so haawwawwwwt

guy2: what's your face spittin? I don't speak stupidity

what's your face spittin? by CrungleChugger97 May 11, 2022

What did the five fingers say to the face? 

S l a p !

There's a new joke going around: What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

What did the five fingers say to the face? by Joe January 28, 2007

What's wrong with your face? 

A sarcastic reference to being ugly or deformed. Either used directly or as a lone, out of context reference.

Phrase refers to the film reviews of Plinkett at Red Letter Media, who coined the term when observing an alien character in "The Phantom Menace."

Hey, you in the sweater. What's wrong with your face?

What's wrong with your face? by Endangered February 4, 2010

"What stinks?" Face 

The face chicks get when they see something or someone that they feel they're too good for. It usually consists of cringing the nose, raising the upper lip, inhaling deeply, and squinting as if something stinks horribly.

Joe: "Dude, d'ya get that chick's number?"
Dick: "Na man, I introduced myself and she gave me the "What stinks?" Face."

"What stinks?" Face by MattyA April 22, 2008

what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back 

what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back a harsh insult to tell someone how ugly they are and they should take their ugly face elsewhere

my friend was making fun of a fat woman the other day he said to her

what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back

it was mean and it was hilarious

what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back by blueskypanda June 6, 2020

I'M HANGING ON TO THE OTHER SIDE. I WON'T GIVE UP TILL THE END OF ME! I'M WHAT YOU GET WHEN THE STARS COLLIDE! NOW FACE IT, YOUR JUST AN ENEMY! 

I'M HANGING ON TO THE OTHER SIDE. I WON'T GIVE UP TILL THE END OF ME! I'M WHAT YOU GET WHEN THE STARS COLLIDE! NOW FACE IT, YOUR JUST AN ENEMY!

I'M HANGING ON TO THE OTHER SIDE. I WON'T GIVE UP TILL THE END OF ME! I'M WHAT YOU GET WHEN THE STARS COLLIDE! NOW FACE IT, YOUR JUST AN ENEMY!

I'M HANGING ON TO THE OTHER SIDE. I WON'T GIVE UP TILL THE END OF ME! I'M WHAT YOU GET WHEN THE STARS COLLIDE! NOW FACE IT, YOUR JUST AN ENEMY! by Blue Imposter November 1, 2023

What the heck is on my face 

A face painting game where you paint something on another persons face and they have 20 guesses to figure out what the heck is on their face, or they lose.

What the Heck is on my face? A tub of Vaseline.

What the heck is on my face by FattyCakeKittyCat February 5, 2018