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Elf Wenches 

Used to summarize the feeling or situation of experiencing the paragon of something that causes every subsequent type of that thing to be worse by comparison

Taken from the Rocko's Modern Life quote overheard in the comic book store, "You'll never be satisfied with a mortal woman, because the elf wenches are SO beautiful, you'll spend the rest of your life searching for that same beauty again. Yes."
Person 1: Dude, ever since we moved away from San Diego, all this mexican food is shitty as hell

Person 2: Elf wenches, dude.
Elf Wenches by mcgangbang541 September 8, 2010
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welched  

so drunk death is your near future a trip to the hospital is also an extreme possibility
Dude i was welched last night supposedly i made love to a jar of peanut butter.
I was welched last night, I had to go to the hospital and they stuck a cathater in my pee hole.
welched by Asianpersuasion012 December 22, 2008

Wenchelman 

noun - a male wench. Plural form is wenchelmen.
I'm inviting that wenchelman to my house tonight. He's a wenchelman.
Wenchelman by deceitless February 12, 2010

wrenched 

adjective to describe a situation where someone else throws a wrench in your plans thereby ruining everything.

verb; to wrench, wrenched: meaning to be the wrench thrower in someone else's plans.
had to cut my vacation short to fly home for a wedding. i totally got wrenched.

went on a double date with my friend, ended up with the notty mess. my friend totally wrenched me on that one.
wrenched by squeezyesq. August 18, 2010
tangled intertwined
messed up
together
connected
jacked up
knocked up
my necklaces are weeched!!!!
im weeched good.
weeched by meridith April 20, 2007
Named after Welch's grape juiced, being Welched is being so thirsty to the point where you could down any liquid in less than 3 seconds.
I was so welched, I straight downed that pitcher of sweet tea in 2 seconds
Welched by AfterSchoolJakAttack October 22, 2018